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Se há coisa com a qual Eu fico feliz na estrada é saber que o veículo que circula à minha frente é conduzido por um “profissional” e que esse “profissional”, por sua vez, é conduzido por um telefone que o impede de derrapar do seu caminho comportamental mais correcto. Descansa-me a consciência de que aquele popó não vai ali desgovernado ao Deus dará, e sempre tenho a possibilidade de acrescentar números telefónicos à memória do meu telemóvel.
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“Este saco foi adquirido e está a ser transportado por_____________, filho de ________________ e de __________________, cujo número de telefone é o_____________. Se o nosso filho é apalermado e atabalhoado a transportar este saco, não nos insulte ou a ele, ligue-nos para que o possamos repreender e tentar incutir-lhe mais educação. Obrigado!”
O mesmo se aplicaria às malas femininas e por aí fora….
(já agora, este blog é conduzido por um profissional. Se detectar algo que o agrade ou que o deixe menos que irritado ligue para o número +351962478895)
46 Comments:
O teu blog deixa me sempre bem disposta!
saio sempre a rir, será mau? achas que vale a pena ligar?
bjs** (mais uma vez primeira)
just_me
Satisfaz me uma curiosidade é o numero do papá ou da mamã? lol
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Se pagares a chamada...
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não é o blog, just_me, sou Eu; Eu é q m predisponho a fazer aqui estas figuras apalhaçadas, não culpes o blog, coitadinho ;)
não, acho q não vale a pena ligar, já viste se Eu atendo mmo? mal empregada chamada...
(mais q a primeira, és uma das únicas pessoas q lêem isto, isso sim motivo de espanto;)
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isso é q Eu não digo, just, não gosto de falar da vida alheia (nem da minha)
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estás a copiar, nanny, q Eu vi! vou fazer queixinhas para esse número q está aí nas tuas costas...
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vÊ lá se queres que Eu tb atenda, inha...
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(porra, está um gajo a esforçar-se para escrever um texto honesto e cheio de inovações gramaticais, para vcs s fixarem num número de telefone de chamadas pré-pagas; Eu vou mas é dizer ao gajo para não se esforçar mais...com licença q o mEu tm está a tocar)
Agora deixa lá que te pergunte:
Mas o que é que tens contra as malas femininas? Hã????
Por acaso têm de tudo o que vocês homens necessitam sempre e nunca trazem convosco...
- Por acaso não tens uma pastilha?
- E já agora um lenço de papel tens?
- E um isqueiro a mais tens?
- Ó amorzinho podias guardar-me o telemóvel e carteira para não a perder... olha já agora por via das dúvidas guarda também os óculos. Guardas???
Vou já ligar para o nº para reclamar enquanto navego por aqui só espero não ser apanhada por nenhuma brigada a conduzir e a falar ao telemóvel ;-)
Beijinhos ;-)***
:((((
Quer dizer, liga uma ingénua criatura e ouve uma voz arrastada:
-"Oi, ligou pro Mi Liga Vai. Bom que ocê ligou, por ondi deseja começá?"
Ahe???? Faça o favor de desculpar menina, enganei-me no nº, queria ligar mesmo para a frutaria, precisava de uns tomates pra salada....
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Nova ligação
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René, liçene carrefuli, ai xéle sei dize óneliuançe......"
Chiçaaaaaaaaa, desta vez desliguei.
Ó Eu isto faz-se?!?!
:((((((
EuzInho, não te enerves, pronto.
Se o problema era usares a palavra "minuta" tinhas dito há mais tempo, que eu passava-te logo a pasta das garantias bancárias.
Que mania essa de guardar segredos!...
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Eu não tenho nada contra as malas femininas, arcanja, tenho é contra quem as arremessa contra mim (e sempre cheinhas, como acabaste de demonstrar ;)
reclama, reclama, a tmn agradece :))
jitos, bom fds para vcs
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ainda bem que foi uma ingénua criatura e não foste tu, hm, ou Eu ia-me sentir culpado (de qq forma, já avisei a minha octogenária vizinha para não brincar com o meu telefone qdo Eu não o oiço tocar ;)
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Eu não m enervo, inha, e muito menos guardo segredos (a propósito, sempre vais ser presa por causa daquela minuta em que mentiste sobre o facto de nuca teres tido problemas com a justiça fiscal?)
bom fds
;)
Porquê a fixação com a palavra "minuta"? Levaste alguma boca com a palavra "diminuta"?
humm
essa do conduzido por um profissional atinge em cheio o meu lado eheheh
mas a verdade é que se vêm por aí uns pesados com essas "etiquetas" nas traseiras mas, nao se deixem enganar, nem pelo numero, que por vezes nem sequer terá atendedor, nem pelos "profissionais" , questoes de copiar os outros paises da europa e tao bem que o fazem que ate copiam os erros ihihih
já vai longo o comment
quanto ao apanhar com os sacos das mulheres, isso doi que farta, não podem meter um pouco de algodão ou uma espumazita????
minuta?!..encomendam-se por esse número??são entregues ao domicílio ou temos de nos deslocar??
não é uma fixação, perfumado cão, era uma lacuna (olha outra!..."minuta" "lacuna" já está!)
como adivinhaste, pá? e Eu q tentava esconder-te q mta gente se chega ao pé de mim e diz: "já viste q o teu amigo rafeiro a tem tido tão diminuta?" ao q Eu respondo em tua defesa: " o rapaz trabalha, não se pode ter DISPONIBILIDADE para tudo e ele perde mto tempo com as minutas..." (quem é amigo?)
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Eu diria q algumas mulheres são umas desastradas, amsilva, ainda para mais usando autênticos "veículos longos" (Eu diria mas não vou dizer;)
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em relação a esse tema Eu já não posso opinar, @, mas acho q isso dependerá sempre do tipo de informação q disponibilizares na tal minuta (mas antes deslocares-te tu do q t deslocarem, e aproveita para preencer a minuta como deve ser ou ainda batem à porta do vizinho)
(esta é só para Eu não ficar com o peso do 13, preencho mais esta minutinha e pronto...14)
Bme, depois desta ode anti-feminina tenho a dizer que "hahahaha!", porque sou uma, e granto que sou, tenho uma ou duas coisinhas que não deixam enganar mesmo e tal...mas sim, toda" todinha! a razão! eu tenho 1500 coisas na mala das quais só preciso de três, as chaves, a carteira e o telémovel...convenço-me disso?não! porquê? porque sou uma gaja...
Um beijo
Era só para o 15 não te pesar...lol...
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